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        gary delaney: gagster's paradise                                      uk tour        

impatient is thrilled to announce we are producing a brand new tour in 2018 for our friend, Gary Delaney. 

With his profile at an all-time high, Gary and his infectious charm return to the road with another onslaught of expertly crafted gaggery packed into a brand new show. 

Long regarded as a 'master craftsman' (The Times), with 'more quality jokes in a single show than most comics have in their careers' (The Scotsman), Gary is one of the finest practitioners of one-liners in the UK. 

Book now for a seemingly impossible number of new puns, wisecracks, and unstoppable one-liners at a venue near you!

Warning: this show is for the sort of person who is not offended by jokes. And we mean lots of them.

Book all from our events page.

                   mark watson: mw                                                  uk tour         

After marathon efforts with his last two tours, Watson is amazed to find there are STILL areas of the country he's not visited much, and some towns that have been neglected altogether. It's hard to be everywhere at once, so he's narrowed it down to a sensible plan: for the next tour, he'll only visit places beginning with M or W - his initials - as they've already shown commitment by having those names in the first place.

A few of these will be favourite old haunts like Winchester or Manchester, but quite a few of them are the result of Googling and quite a number are so remote that we won't know they definitely exist until we get there. Also, some aren't actually towns so much as trains (from Marylebone to Wycombe), or ferries (across the Mersey), or a helicopter museum (in the double-point-scoring Middle Wallop). Book from our events page. 


            sofie hagen: dead baby frog                                        uk tour

  yianni: simpsons taught  me everything...  | uk tour

impatient are extremely proud to be producing a new tour for our amazing friend, Sofie Hagen: unquestionably one of the most talked-about comics of the moment. A modern legend in her native Denmark, she won Best Newcomer at Edinburgh Festival in 2015; and her follow-up show, 'Shimmer Shatter', was a second total sell-out in 2016.

This autumn Sofie will embark on her biggest national tour to date with her brand new show, Dead Baby Frog, her best show yet. Packed with brilliant, offbeat observation, passionate argument, and jokes. Also: one parable.  Go to our events page to book now! 

Following critically acclaimed, total sell-out runs at Edinburgh, Melbourne, Sydney and Perth Comedy Festivals, Yianni Agisilaou will be embarking on a 20 plus date tour this autumn with his show The Simpsons Taught Me Everything I Know.

Whether you’re a Simpsons geek, an everyday fan, or (somehow) a total Simpsons novice, it’ll be fun-diddly-un!

impatient are very proud to be producing the tour: we, like Krusty the Clown, heartily endorse this product or event. DOHn’t miss it! Book now on our events page.